top 3 things

top three your mom jokes

1.) Your mom is so stupid, she got locked up in a bathroom and pissed in her pants.

2.) Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

3.) Your mom is so old, Moses is in her yearbook.

These are my top choices because they are funny, simple, and weird. The first choice is my favorite because I have never heard this one before, my other jokes were there just to fill in space but there realy funny too.

Superpower

If I could have one superpower it would have to be Telekinesis, because its cool to control things with your mind. You could lift cars and buildings with a single thought, stop bullets with a glance and defy laws physics with no effort. With telekinesis you can be just as powerful as any other superpower, for example, you could lift anything, you could fly and be indestructible. These reasons are why I would want telekinesis as a superpower.