Wednesday, February 25, 2009

top 3 things

top three your mom jokes

1.) Your mom is so stupid, she got locked up in a bathroom and pissed in her pants.

2.) Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

3.) Your mom is so old, Moses is in her yearbook.

These are my top choices because they are funny, simple, and weird. The first choice is my favorite because I have never heard this one before, my other jokes were there just to fill in space but there realy funny too.

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